Comedy or Tragedy?
Johnson: sheer comedy.
Gove/ Cameron a tragedy?
May seems to be developing as a stand up comedienne with her one liners: Brexit means Brexit: a historical masterpiece.
Let’s put together 30 shades of Brexit…or Bremain, with 30 ironic comments from online newspapers’ readers and have a laugh (Or at least let’s try to…) on the latest…developments…
Credit for comments: Guardian’s readers.
BREXIT: 30 SHADES OF #BREMAIN.
BREXIT: SHADE #1:
There is a sort of nihilism about Brexiteers. They take a curious delight about wrecking things.
Like vandals smashing a flower display.
BREXIT: SHADE #2:
WE have control!
… as the coli bacteria said to the gut.
BREXIT: SHADE #3:
The main thing is we have our sovereignty back again
We’ll be able to do what we like.
Like the homeless.
BREXIT: SHADE #4:
What is Brexit?
- Boringly Repetitive Europhobes EXpecting International Trade.
- It is a land where unicorns play with the elves as they tether flying pigs in order to capture rainbows. Clearly.
- Paradise, heaven, nirvana, jana, and just as real!
- Brexit is Brexit.
(from Theresa’s Dictionary and Thesaurus)
- Shorthand for Breakfast as in Dogs breakfast.
- Brexit is brexit apparently, though apart from that no one else has the slightest idea.
- Summer Madness.
- Shouting at Polish people
- Brexit is how you say “breaks it” where I come from.
- Godzilla is Brexit! Now we know!
BREXIT: SHADE #5
Coming over here!!
Creating highly skilled and well paid work!
BREXIT: SHADE #6
Has the UK taken back control yet?
We are sitting on it and looking for it.
Much like my one year old who sometimes sits on her toys and then starts looking for them.
BREXIT: SHADE #7
Who exactly do you think we’re going to trade with if we piss off close allies such as Japan?
We are British and we decide what’s good for us.
BREXIT: SHADE #8
Reply from Japanese gentlemen –
“If you not in EU we not in UK”.
BREXIT: SHADE #9
As a revenge, let’s close all the British factories in Japan!
Oh sorry, there are none.
BREXIT: SHADE #10
We haven’t jumped off the cliff, yet.
Still thinking about it.
BREXIT: SHADE #11
Stop all this whining. ..!
…the Brexiter whined.
BREXIT: SHADE #12
Never mind oldies, cheer up!
At least you can buy your sausages in pounds now instead of 454g pack.
BREXIT: SHADE #13
Japan is full of experts.
We don’t need bloody experts.
BREXIT: SHADE #14
Oh never mind about Japan. They’re economy’s been stagnating for ages…China!!!
China is the rising power, they’re the ones we should look to.
What do the Chinese say about Brexit?”
“An astonishing exercise in self-marginalisation”
Who’s next on the list?
Liam? Adam? Where’s that bit of paper?”
BREXIT: SHADE #15
“Hi. There must be some signal interference.
I picked up something about Unicorns (?) and Australia (?).
Not sure what the rest of it was.
BREXIT: SHADE #16
The brexiters increasing resemble football hooligans celebrating a goal.
Having failed to notice that it’s a own goal.
BREXIT: SHADE #17
With Brexit a large part of the UK went through a psychotic episode.
As you know, rabies spreads easily and a lot got bitten by Nigel Enrage.
BREXIT: SHADE #18
They thought it would restrict foreigners… but not themselves!
The day after the vote there was mass panic in the Daily Mail comments by Brexiters with holiday homes and retirement plans in the EU…
BREXIT: SHADE #19
So now we will tell the EU, Japan, the US (cos Obama had the temerity to speak bluntly), maybe China to get stuffed.
Soon we will be running out of countries to do business with.
BREXIT: SHADE #20
“Is this a good time to start a removal company with speciality in business relocations?”
The businessman asked.
BREXIT: SHADE #21
This surely shouldn’t be an issue for the Brexiteers.
After all, the UK is so important to the world economy that we can dictate the terms of Brexit.
We don’t need to suck up to minnows like Japan, China, the US or the EU when there is the Commonwealth to trade with.
I hear Nigeria is keen to do a deal.
BREXIT: SHADE #22
Help a Nigerian Prince recover his millions from a Swiss bank.
If you help him out by sending him £10,000 now, you will receive a £1,000,000 in just a few weeks.
BREXIT: SHADE #23
What do the Japanese know!
They can’t even figure out how to cook fish!
BREXIT: SHADE #24
Apparently Boris Johnson has offered to only eat wasabi on toast for a month to try and win the Japanese over.
BREXIT: SHADE #25
Even the water to flush our toilet, the electricity to provide lighting, and the gas to provide heating are now foreign owned.
Imagine them pulling out of the UK as well.
BREXIT: SHADE #26
We don’t need Japan, we’re going to get a free trade agreement with Trinidad and Tobago.
And let’s not forget Neverland.
BREXIT: SHADE #27
North Korea is perhaps the most sovereign nation in the world.
BREXIT: SHADE #28
Someone tell these Japanese REMAINIACS to stop talking down the economy!!
They are worrying about nothing, everything will turn out fine, you will see, Boris has a plan, a cunning plan..
BREXIT: SHADE #29
Well at least the Japanese have a plan.
Any sign of ours, yet?
BREXIT: SHADE #30
The plan is that unicorns come and lead the way to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
All that is needed to do for that is to trigger article 50 “NOW!!”
FINALLY, WHAT IS BREXIT? PLEASE TAKE OURPOLL!
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