BRITISH SLANG AND SEX
Have you ever wondered which are the sex-linked words only the British use? Here we go!
Disclaimer! Some of these words are also extremely filthy. This list is for educational purposes, only.
THE MALE GENITALIA
KNOB
This can be also used as an insult:
“YOU KNOBHEAD!”
(YOU ARE AN IDIOT!)
WILLY
Which may be quite disgraceful for those named William, as they are likely to be nicknamed Will or Willy
BELL END OR END-PIECE
The end of the penis
TOOL
KNICK-KNACK
JIGGER
END
GIGGLING-PIN
TODGER
INSTRUMENT
COREY
(Cockney)
JOHN THOMAS
J.T.
HAMPTON WICK
MEAT AND TWO VEG
BEEF BAYONET
NAUGHTY BITS
DICKORY DOCK
Rhyming slang
DANGLY-BITS
OLD BLIND BOB
Cockney – Because it has only one eye, which does not see!
TWIG AND BERRIES
Penis and testicles
BOLLOCKS
Testicles
Used by the British as a coarse word (OH BOLLOCKS!) in replacement to (OH S*IT!) but it can have also a positive connotation: DOG’S BOLLOCKS means GREAT!
KNACKERS
Testicles (Vulgar)
FLOWERS AND FROLICS
Testicles
GOOLIES
Testicles
JENNY HILLS
Testicles
UNDERCARRIAGE
Male or female genitals
THE FEMALE GENITALIA
MUFF
KNICK-KNACK
FAN
FANNY
“He’s a right fanny“
Implying a guy is scared like a girl.
AXE WOUND
QUIM
FRONT BITS
HAPPY VALLEY
GASP AND GRUNT
GRUMBLE AND GRUNT
UNDERCARRIAGE
Male or female genitalia
AN ERECTION
BIGGIE
HAVE A BAR ON
HAVE A BEAT ON
HAVE A HARD-UP
TO HAVE SEX
BONK
HAVE IT OFF
BUNK UP
(Going to bed/sex)
ROMP
KNEE TREMBLER
(Doing it standing up)
HAVING A HUMP
TO BE ON THE JOB
GET YOUR OATS
BANG
BOFF
SHAG
BELT
BUFF
BEAT THE GUN
Copulate before marriage
RUMPY-PUMPY
DO A SPREAD
FLICKING
GET THERE
HOW’S YOUR FATHER
“It’s good to have a little bit of HOW’S YOUR FATHER now and then!”
ROGER
GET YOUR LEG OVER
CUT OFF THE JOINT
GET DOWN TO IT
GET HOME
(From male point of view)
HAVE FIFTY-UP
(From male point of view)
A BIT OF THE OTHER
HAVE A BIT OF BUM
(From male point of view)
RIDE
“Jim’s not coming out tonight, I think he’s staying at home riding that fat bird from the pub”
GET YOUR END AWAY
“Your end” meaning your “bell end”
GET STUFFED!
Nicer way of saying get fucked, you want to say get fucked but there’s children in the room
DOGGING
The act of having sex in public parks while people watch
PICKING UP (GUYS OR GIRLS)
BE ON THE PULL
“John’s going out on the pull tonight, ain’t ya mate? *wink wink*”
Basically it means picking up drunk girls for sex
SHARK
Hunt members of the opposite sex, with copulation in mind
CRUISING
The gay version of out on the pull
CHAT UP
Trying to pick someone up in a bar or elsewhere
FRENCH KISS OR A BIT MORE…BUT NOT TOO FAR
PETTING
Snog: make out; French kiss:
“I had a couple too many beers and ended up snogging the bouncer”.
SLAP AND TICKLE
EXCHANGE SPITS
FINKYDIDDLE
FONDLE
GET OFF
“I just noticed Ian’s ex getting off with his brother!”
(Making out or heavy petting)
BEING HOT
FIT
It means…SEXUALLY DESIRABLE. “He/She is fit as fuck”
*Sees picture of David Beckham* “FIT AS FUCK!!!!!!”
TIDY
Attractive, of a woman
TOTTY
Attractive members of the opposite sex, usually female
BUFF
Sexually attractive; Also a word for nude, sometimes used loosely to describe the act of sex e.g.
“We were buffin’ for hours!”
FILTHY
A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN
SLAPPER
TART
SLAG
BUSINESS GIRL
FAST WOMAN
FORTY-FOUR
GAL
WOMAN’S BREASTS
STRAWBERRY CREAMS
JUBBLIES
GLOBES
THRUPPENY BITS
CHAPEL HAT PEGS
BRISTOLS
BUMPERS
DUBBIES
BALOOBAS
BAZONKERS
BEJONKERS
BLUBBERS
BOBBERS
BRISTOL CITIES
BUFFERS
KNOCKERS
CONDOM
DUREX
JOHNNY
JOY-BAG
DREADNOUGHT
FEARNOUGHT
F.L. “FRENCH LETTER”
bobs:)
i absolutely love this article! i am an american so this has helped me so much when travelling in london! as the londoners say i have been using this to ‘chat up’ the gal here 🙂